Match Summary
This is a 1v1 battle between SlingShot (playing as thedjss) and Drastic (playing as "south of heaven.") The match was actually recorded by a spectator, meaning that the view changes between the two from time to time. Just remember that SlingShot is in blue and that he dominates. If either one of them ever cares to give me a more detailed writeup, I will post it here.
Match Video
Slingshot[DJedi] vs. Drastic, Part 1
Slingshot[DJedi] vs. Drastic, Part 2
Slingshot[DJedi] vs. Drastic, Part 3
Match Results
Kills

Name 12 Kills Deaths Rank
1 south of heaven 2373778-41
2 thedjss 765764333
Deaths 7843 113 121

Player Summary

Rank: Kills - Deaths, Efficiency: Kills / (Kills + Deaths)

Random Bits
Talkers
NameMsgs
south of heaven21
thedjss19
Total40

Death from Traps
(Squished, spiked, etc.)
NameDeaths
thedjss1
Total1

Threw the Pin, not the Grenade
NameOops
south of heaven1
Total1

Class Statistics: DEMOMAN

Class Statistics: ENGINEER

Class Statistics: HWGUY

Class Statistics: MEDIC

Class Statistics: PYRO

Class Statistics: SCOUT

Class Statistics: SNIPER

Class Statistics: SOLDIER

Class Statistics: SPY

Individual Player Stats

south of heaven

Frags: 37 Deaths: 78
Accidents: 0 Suicides: 2
Total score: -41 Team kills: 0
Touches: 0 Fumbles: 0
Captures: 0 Efficiency: 32%
Diseased: 0
Deaths by this weapon Frags by this weapon

Hand Grenade: 47 (60.3%)
Rocket Launcher: 29 (37.2%)

Hand Grenade: 22 (59.5%)
Rocket Launcher: 6 (16.2%)
Shotgun: 3 (8.1%)
Super Shotgun: 6 (16.2%)

thedjss

Frags: 76 Deaths: 43
Accidents: 0 Suicides: 5
Total score: 33 Team kills: 0
Touches: 0 Fumbles: 0
Captures: 0 Efficiency: 63%
Diseased: 0
Deaths by this weapon Frags by this weapon

Hand Grenade: 22 (51.2%)
Rocket Launcher: 6 (14.0%)
Shotgun: 3 (7.0%)
Super Shotgun: 6 (14.0%)

Hand Grenade: 47 (61.8%)
Rocket Launcher: 29 (38.2%)

MM1 Log

Line Talker Msg
19thedjsshar har
26[SPEC] chrishaha this is going to own
27[SPEC] aids = gay plaguewho are you blah
30south of heavengod
31[SPEC] blahi told u, ill come clean if u guys do
32south of heavenwhy am i nervous
33[SPEC] aids = gay plaguesw
34[SPEC] blahsw?
36[SPEC] aids = gay plagueyes
37[SPEC] blahwhat is sw?
40[SPEC] unnamedsidewinder
43[SPEC] blahwhat about chris?
44[SPEC] chris1 for 1
45[SPEC] chrisforget me
48[SPEC] blahwho's chris
51[SPEC] chrisdras is barely touching him
52[SPEC] blahtell me or ill ban u
54[SPEC] chrisfuck you i dont have to identify myself i'm just watching a game
57[SPEC] unnamedjust rcon status him and find out later.
59[SPEC] chrisno shit
60[SPEC] blahok man, ur right about me not banning u for watching but banning u for swearing is perfectly legit
62[SPEC] chrisnope
64[SPEC] blahi dont feel like doing all that work for a pos
66[SPEC] aids = gay plaguetell me who you are please
68[SPEC] blahi will as soon as chris does
70[SPEC] chrisi wasnt in your gay deal
72[SPEC] blahyes i was
73[SPEC] blahu wer
74[SPEC] chrisno i wasnt
75[SPEC] blahyep
76[SPEC] chrisi had nothing to do with it
77[SPEC] chrisi dont give a fuck who you are
79[SPEC] blahomg, u have everything to do with it, ur the one who asked me who i was first
81[SPEC] blahur the instigator
82thedjssanyone know how to turn frags off?
83south of heavenfraglimit 0
84thedjssno
85blahhehe
86thedjssas in have the server not display frags
87[SPEC] chrisdissed
88south of heavenwhy
89south of heavenwho cares
92[SPEC] blahaids, ill tell u as soon as chris reveals himself
93[SPEC] chrisplease shutup
95south of heaveni rock
96[SPEC] blahok man, im gonna ban u now
98[SPEC] blahsay good buy
99[SPEC] blahbye rather
101[SPEC] blahsay it bitch
102[SPEC] chrisfuck you cunt
103[SPEC] aids = gay plaguegod who cares
104[SPEC] unnamedwho is blah?
107[SPEC] aids = gay plaguedont know
108[SPEC] aids = gay plaguehe wont say
110chrissling, if i'm banned, unban me.  blah is threatening to ban me for not identifying myself
111[SPEC] blahi will if chris will
112[SPEC] unnamedi'll unban you.
113[SPEC] unnamedboth of you, quiet.
114thedjssplease don't ban anyone
116blahim not gonna ban him for not identifying himself, im gonna ban him for swearing at me
118[SPEC] unnamedstop.
119[SPEC] aids = gay plaguegod how old are you
121thedjssplease don't swear at anyone
122[SPEC] blahoh here comes the age thing
123[SPEC] chrisblah, kick me so i know you have rcon
124[SPEC] blahom
126[SPEC] chrisjk dont i'm recording a demo
127[SPEC] blahomg, what for?
129[SPEC] blahhow about i kick aids?
130[SPEC] aids = gay plaguewhat have i done
133[SPEC] christie get blah's ip to clarify that he's a member of djedi and doesnt deserve the assreaming he's about to get
135[SPEC] blahhehe, ur the gineau pig
136[SPEC] blahsp
137[SPEC] unnamedi have it
139[SPEC] unnamedblah, identify yourself
141[SPEC] blahassreaming?
142[SPEC] blahby whom?
149[SPEC] blahso who are u crhis?
151[SPEC] unnamedok. the next person to ask who someone is, insult someone else, or say something in mm1 that even remotely annoys me is getting a ban.
153[SPEC] blahhehe
156[SPEC] blahi can unban myself
158[SPEC] blahgotz nuttin to lose
160[SPEC] chrisman you're asking for it arent you
161[SPEC] unnamedi have root on this fucking server, i can change rcon permanently if i feel like it.
162[SPEC] blahyes, spank me daddy
164[SPEC] unnamednow kindly shut the fuck up.
167[SPEC] chrisowned
168[SPEC] blahso do i
170[SPEC] chrishaha ok
171[SPEC] unnamedg0ddammit
173[SPEC] christhis is some mega tf kid looking for his late night jollies
174[SPEC] blaheh?
176[SPEC] aids = gay plaguejollies
177[SPEC] blahu no trust?
178[SPEC] aids = gay plaguehha
181[SPEC] chrisheh
183[SPEC] chriswho was he
184[SPEC] unnamedi don't know, i don't want to drop to find out
186[SPEC] blahwhat the hell tie
187[SPEC] blahu dirty lil slut
190[SPEC] unnamedjust shut the fuck up and watch.
191[SPEC] blahbetraying ur own clan for the allsluts
193[SPEC] aids = gay plaguewhy do you hate us
194[SPEC] unnamedgoddammit i'd betray my own grandmother if she annoyed me this much
195[SPEC] blahi dont hate u guys, i have no feelings toward any of u
199[SPEC] unnamedif you like djedi so goddamn much,shut the fuck up and watch SS beat on drastic.
201[SPEC] blahrgr tie, just for u loverboy
209[SPEC] unnamedss moves really well, i'd like to see how he'd do if he practiced q3dm
213[SPEC] blahsling's a slut
217south of heavengod
218chrisok we're warm, let's start over a close out with a friendly game to 20
219south of heavenwhy is your gren 2 seconds ahead
220thedjss?
222blahhe's cheating
226blahhaha
232blahdamn
237chrisheh
238blahi use to remember drastic being such a nice kid, now i hear bad things about him
240thedjssI don't think we've played since oc
241south of heavennope
242south of heavenyou hated me
243thedjssyup =)
245thedjssI was jealous
246thedjssoh well
248south of heavenof what
249thedjssnew kid coming and stealing my scene
250thedjssfucker
251south of heavenhaha
255[SPEC] chrisi wish they'd just start over, go to 20, and call it a night
257[SPEC] blahshut up chris
258[SPEC] unnamedsling is still keeping up the 2-0 ratio
260[SPEC] unnameda game to 20 would probably end up 20-10 at this point
261[SPEC] chris2:0 ratio? drastic would have 0
263[SPEC] chris2:1 you mean
264[SPEC] aids = gay plaguehas ss played val rox only?
266[SPEC] unnamedyeah, typo
267south of heavengren autoaim
269[SPEC] unnamedi don't know, probably
275south of heavenhaha
276[SPEC] chrisat least with a game to 20 we could just have an official score
278[SPEC] chriswhen they play for an hour its kinda hard.. like 157 to 93.. great
280blahcan i play u next drastic?
281[SPEC] unnamedmore accurate that way.
283south of heavenwhy
284blahcuz i want some prac
285blahu would own me of course
287[SPEC] chrisat this point i think a game to 20 would be more accurate, they've both played for a good 25 minutes
288blahbut i want to see if i can still atleast kill u once
290south of heavenwhy i suck
291[SPEC] aids = gay plaguei killed him 5 times!
293[SPEC] blahchris, u dont know the law of large numbers?
294thedjsscrud
295[SPEC] aids = gay plaguebut he made me kill myself twice
298[SPEC] blahthe more they play, the more accurate it gets
300thedjssgg
301south of heavennot
302south of heavengg
303blahdrastic
304blahu and me?
305blahplz?
306south of heavenno?
307thedjsswell that wasn't as annoying as I remember it
308blahif u beat me, ill tell u who i am
309thedjsspretty fun
310south of heaveni only play sling exclusivly
311chriswinning usually is
312thedjsssee you around
313south of heavenbye forever
314thedjssI'll take pw off

Awards
Best Fragger thedjss with a killing rank of 33.
Slaughterhouse Award thedjss with a total of 76 kills.
Sly Fox Award thedjss for getting killed only 43 times.
Terminator Award thedjss with a killing efficiency of 63.
Quake Newbie Award south of heaven with a killing rank of -41.
Mr. Magoo Award south of heaven for killing only 37 moving objects.
Slaughterhouse Llama Award south of heaven getting slaughtered a total of 78 times.
The Dr. Jack Award thedjss for committing suicide 5 times.
The Blabbermouth south of heaven for talking 21 times during the match.


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