Match Summary
This is the demo that demonstrates what a gigantic douche )V(Someone was. I say "was" because I'm sure if he and I met in real life we'd get along fine. However, had I met him around the time of this match, I would have tried to stab him. Anyway, he was a gigantic... because he spent the entire match camping our sniper's nest respawn as much as he could. Now, it's generally accepted that spawn camping in TF was not cool. It almost never happened in clan play because most clans had class. Fifth Element, however, apparently did not.

An alternate name for this match would be "How to Ruin Team Fortress." The best part was that the person who did the writeup for the match said that we camped. What garbage.

Oh, and he would later join eVolution, Fifth Element's successor clan, and they were definitively shown to be cheaters, so there's that.

Match Video
Fallen Angels vs. Fifth Element I, Part 1
Fallen Angels vs. Fifth Element I, Part 2
Fallen Angels vs. Fifth Element I, Part 3
Fallen Angels vs. Fifth Element I, Part 4
Match Results

blue defeated red
Team 1 ()
Players:10
Frags (Drop): 651 (0)
Score: 30
Team 2 ()
Players:10
Frags (Drop): 192 (0)
Score: 0

Flag Running
Touched
NameTouches
>V< Sound · Devil8
>V< SPEEDenator4
>V< Ol' Dirty4
>V< · Lestat4
>V< · Sacrifice · 3
[FA]Warpath1
Total24

Fumbled
NameFumbles
>V< Sound · Devil6
>V< SPEEDenator4
>V< Ol' Dirty4
>V< · Sacrifice · 3
>V< · Lestat3
[FA]Warpath1
Total21

Capped
NameCaps
>V< Sound · Devil2
>V< · Lestat1
Total3

Kills

Name 123456789101112131415161718192021 Kills Deaths Rank
1 [FA] · ConQuiX · 1000000010020111364102028-8
2 [FA]egon · J 0200000000011000164001326-13
3 [FA] · GodsWill · 00300000000113010671020173
4 [FA]KiLLeR RaT 000100000005060047400261412
5 [FA] · RaViN · 0000300000011411200011142-31
6 [FAr]Skyler 0000030000034300128002150-29
7 [FA]SteppenWolf 0000004000140200042001345-32
8 [FA]Ticke.MD · 3e 00000013000530602211110077100-23
9 [FA]Warpath 0000000060043401432002158-37
10 [FA] · ZwicK · 0000000004011202224001420-6
11 >V< Fallon 000011000000000000000211
12 >V< · Lestat 4423855611606000000000543321
13 >V< · LuCiFeR · 510151684419000000000000994158
14 >V< Ol' Dirty 586354654300010000000493217
15 >V<  · [Ryno] · 000021100000001000000431
16 >V< · Sacrifice · 4302121350600000010000045936
17 >V< · Some0ne · 76422410397300000010000843945
18 >V< Sound · Devil 100010020000000000000447-43
19 >V< SPEEDenator 0222003104000000002001438-24
20 >V< SPEEDenator 0000000000000000000002-2
21 >V< Vantage 10003310400000000000012111
Deaths 28261714425045100582013341323939473821 603 646

Player Summary

Rank: Kills - Deaths, Efficiency: Kills / (Kills + Deaths)

Random Bits
Talkers
NameMsgs
>V< · Some0ne · 10
[FA]Warpath8
[FA]Ticke.MD · 3e6
>V< Ol' Dirty4
[FA]egon · J4
[FAr]Skyler3
[FA] · RaViN · 3
>V< Vantage2
>V< · Lestat2
[FA]SteppenWolf2
>V< SPEEDenator1
>V< · Sacrifice · 1
>V< Fallon1
[FA]KiLLeR RaT1
Total48

Death from Natural Causes
(Fell to death, drowned, etc)
NameDeaths
[FA]SteppenWolf1
Total1

Built Sentry / Dispenser
NameThings
[FA]egon · J16
Total16

Threw the Pin, not the Grenade
NameOops
[FA]SteppenWolf5
[FA] · GodsWill · 2
>V< · Some0ne · 1
[FA]Ticke.MD · 3e1
[FAr]Skyler1
[FA]egon · J1
Total11

Spy Unmaskers
NameSpies
[FA]Warpath1
Total1

Cured
(Infection, Concussion, Gas, Fire)
NameCured
[FA] · ConQuiX · 9
[FAr]Skyler1
Total10

Dropped
NameDrops
[FA]Warpath1
Total1

Class Statistics: DEMOMAN

Class Statistics: ENGINEER

Class Statistics: HWGUY

Class Statistics: MEDIC

Class Statistics: PYRO

Class Statistics: SCOUT

Class Statistics: SNIPER

Class Statistics: SOLDIER

Class Statistics: SPY

Individual Player Stats

[FA] · ConQuiX ·

Frags: 20 Deaths: 28
Accidents: 0 Suicides: 1
Total score: -8 Team kills: 2
Touches: 0 Fumbles: 0
Captures: 0 Efficiency: 41%
Diseased: 0
Deaths by this weapon Frags by this weapon

Hand Grenade: 6 (21.4%)
Nailgun: 1 (3.6%)
Nail Grenade: 2 (7.1%)
Rocket Launcher: 12 (42.9%)
Sniper Rifle: 5 (17.9%)
Super Shotgun: 1 (3.6%)
Hand Grenade: 5 (25.0%)
Rocket Launcher: 1 (5.0%)
Super Nailgun: 8 (40.0%)
Super Shotgun: 5 (25.0%)
Telefrag: 1 (5.0%)

[FA]egon · J

Frags: 13 Deaths: 26
Accidents: 0 Suicides: 2
Total score: -13 Team kills: 0
Touches: 0 Fumbles: 0
Captures: 0 Efficiency: 33%
Diseased: 0
Deaths by this weapon Frags by this weapon

Hand Grenade: 3 (11.5%)
Killed Sentrygun: 6 (23.1%)
Nail Grenade: 3 (11.5%)
Rocket Launcher: 9 (34.6%)
Sniper Rifle: 2 (7.7%)
Super Shotgun: 1 (3.8%)
Dispdeath: 2 (15.4%)
Emp Grenade: 4 (30.8%)
Sentrygun Bullet: 3 (23.1%)
Super Shotgun: 4 (30.8%)

[FA] · GodsWill ·

Frags: 20 Deaths: 17
Accidents: 0 Suicides: 3
Total score: 3 Team kills: 3
Touches: 0 Fumbles: 0
Captures: 0 Efficiency: 54%
Diseased: 0
Deaths by this weapon Frags by this weapon

Hand Grenade: 6 (35.3%)
Nail Grenade: 2 (11.8%)
Rocket Launcher: 6 (35.3%)
Hand Grenade: 4 (20.0%)
Rocket Launcher: 16 (80.0%)

[FA]KiLLeR RaT

Frags: 26 Deaths: 14
Accidents: 0 Suicides: 1
Total score: 12 Team kills: 2
Touches: 0 Fumbles: 0
Captures: 0 Efficiency: 65%
Diseased: 0
Deaths by this weapon Frags by this weapon

Hand Grenade: 3 (21.4%)
Nail Grenade: 1 (7.1%)
Rocket Launcher: 7 (50.0%)
Sniper Autorifle: 1 (7.1%)
Super Shotgun: 1 (7.1%)
Grenade Launcher: 11 (42.3%)
Hand Grenade: 5 (19.2%)
Pipe Bomb: 5 (19.2%)
Pipe Bomb Air: 5 (19.2%)

[FA] · RaViN ·

Frags: 11 Deaths: 42
Accidents: 0 Suicides: 3
Total score: -31 Team kills: 2
Touches: 0 Fumbles: 0
Captures: 0 Efficiency: 20%
Diseased: 0
Deaths by this weapon Frags by this weapon

Hand Grenade: 8 (19.0%)
Nailgun: 1 (2.4%)
Pipe Bomb: 1 (2.4%)
Rocket Launcher: 18 (42.9%)
Sniper Rifle: 9 (21.4%)
Super Shotgun: 2 (4.8%)
Grenade Launcher: 1 (9.1%)
Hand Grenade: 5 (45.5%)
Nail Grenade: 1 (9.1%)
Rocket Launcher: 3 (27.3%)
Super Nailgun: 1 (9.1%)

[FAr]Skyler

Frags: 21 Deaths: 50
Accidents: 0 Suicides: 3
Total score: -29 Team kills: 0
Touches: 0 Fumbles: 0
Captures: 0 Efficiency: 29%
Diseased: 0
Deaths by this weapon Frags by this weapon

Hand Grenade: 8 (16.0%)
Rocket Launcher: 17 (34.0%)
Sniper Rifle: 18 (36.0%)
Super Shotgun: 4 (8.0%)
Assault Cannon: 1 (4.8%)
Flamethrower: 1 (4.8%)
Hand Grenade: 5 (23.8%)
Nailgun: 1 (4.8%)
Sniper Rifle: 6 (28.6%)
Super Nailgun: 6 (28.6%)
Super Shotgun: 1 (4.8%)

[FA]SteppenWolf

Frags: 13 Deaths: 45
Accidents: 1 Suicides: 4
Total score: -32 Team kills: 4
Touches: 0 Fumbles: 0
Captures: 0 Efficiency: 22%
Diseased: 0
Deaths by this weapon Frags by this weapon

Hand Grenade: 12 (26.7%)
Nailgun: 1 (2.2%)
Nail Grenade: 3 (6.7%)
Rocket Launcher: 10 (22.2%)
Sentrygun Bullet: 1 (2.2%)
Sniper Rifle: 12 (26.7%)
Telefrag: 1 (2.2%)
Hand Grenade: 6 (46.2%)
Nail Grenade: 1 (7.7%)
Rocket Launcher: 6 (46.2%)

[FA]Ticke.MD · 3e

Frags: 77 Deaths: 100
Accidents: 0 Suicides: 3
Total score: -23 Team kills: 1
Touches: 0 Fumbles: 0
Captures: 0 Efficiency: 43%
Diseased: 0
Deaths by this weapon Frags by this weapon

Hand Grenade: 11 (11.0%)
Nailgun: 3 (3.0%)
Nail Grenade: 2 (2.0%)
Rocket Launcher: 33 (33.0%)
Sniper Autorifle: 1 (1.0%)
Sniper Rifle: 45 (45.0%)
Super Shotgun: 2 (2.0%)
Hand Grenade: 3 (3.9%)
Sniper Autorifle: 2 (2.6%)
Sniper Rifle: 71 (92.2%)
Telefrag: 1 (1.3%)

[FA]Warpath

Frags: 21 Deaths: 58
Accidents: 0 Suicides: 6
Total score: -37 Team kills: 6
Touches: 1 Fumbles: 1
Captures: 0 Efficiency: 26%
Diseased: 0
Deaths by this weapon Frags by this weapon

Hand Grenade: 8 (13.8%)
Nail Grenade: 2 (3.4%)
Rocket Launcher: 16 (27.6%)
Sniper Autorifle: 5 (8.6%)
Sniper Rifle: 16 (27.6%)
Super Shotgun: 4 (6.9%)
Telefrag: 1 (1.7%)
Grenade Launcher: 2 (9.5%)
Hand Grenade: 9 (42.9%)
Nailgun: 1 (4.8%)
Rocket Launcher: 9 (42.9%)

[FA] · ZwicK ·

Frags: 14 Deaths: 20
Accidents: 0 Suicides: 4
Total score: -6 Team kills: 0
Touches: 0 Fumbles: 0
Captures: 0 Efficiency: 41%
Diseased: 0
Deaths by this weapon Frags by this weapon

Hand Grenade: 8 (40.0%)
Rocket Launcher: 7 (35.0%)
Super Nailgun: 1 (5.0%)
Hand Grenade: 1 (7.1%)
Rocket Launcher: 13 (92.9%)

>V< Fallon

Frags: 2 Deaths: 1
Accidents: 0 Suicides: 0
Total score: 1 Team kills: 0
Touches: 0 Fumbles: 0
Captures: 0 Efficiency: 66%
Diseased: 0
Deaths by this weapon Frags by this weapon

Hand Grenade: 1 (100.0%)
Hand Grenade: 1 (50.0%)
Pipe Bomb: 1 (50.0%)

>V< · Lestat

Frags: 54 Deaths: 33
Accidents: 0 Suicides: 6
Total score: 21 Team kills: 2
Touches: 4 Fumbles: 3
Captures: 1 Efficiency: 62%
Diseased: 0
Deaths by this weapon Frags by this weapon

Grenade Launcher: 4 (12.1%)
Hand Grenade: 10 (30.3%)
Rocket Launcher: 5 (15.2%)
Sentrygun Bullet: 1 (3.0%)
Sniper Rifle: 6 (18.2%)
Super Nailgun: 1 (3.0%)
Hand Grenade: 26 (48.1%)
Nail Grenade: 1 (1.9%)
Rocket Launcher: 25 (46.3%)
Super Shotgun: 2 (3.7%)

>V< · LuCiFeR ·

Frags: 99 Deaths: 41
Accidents: 0 Suicides: 0
Total score: 58 Team kills: 0
Touches: 0 Fumbles: 0
Captures: 0 Efficiency: 70%
Diseased: 0
Deaths by this weapon Frags by this weapon

Emp Grenade: 1 (2.4%)
Hand Grenade: 3 (7.3%)
Nailgun: 1 (2.4%)
Rocket Launcher: 3 (7.3%)
Sniper Rifle: 31 (75.6%)
Super Nailgun: 2 (4.9%)
Hand Grenade: 2 (2.0%)
Sniper Autorifle: 5 (5.1%)
Sniper Rifle: 92 (92.9%)

>V< Ol' Dirty

Frags: 49 Deaths: 32
Accidents: 0 Suicides: 1
Total score: 17 Team kills: 2
Touches: 4 Fumbles: 4
Captures: 0 Efficiency: 60%
Diseased: 0
Deaths by this weapon Frags by this weapon

Grenade Launcher: 3 (9.4%)
Hand Grenade: 7 (21.9%)
Nailgun: 1 (3.1%)
Nail Grenade: 1 (3.1%)
Pipe Bomb Air: 2 (6.3%)
Rocket Launcher: 9 (28.1%)
Sniper Rifle: 6 (18.8%)
Super Nailgun: 2 (6.3%)
Hand Grenade: 7 (14.3%)
Killed Sentrygun: 3 (6.1%)
Nail Grenade: 3 (6.1%)
Rocket Launcher: 18 (36.7%)
Sniper Autorifle: 2 (4.1%)
Sniper Rifle: 15 (30.6%)
Super Shotgun: 1 (2.0%)

>V<  · [Ryno] ·

Frags: 4 Deaths: 3
Accidents: 0 Suicides: 1
Total score: 1 Team kills: 0
Touches: 0 Fumbles: 0
Captures: 0 Efficiency: 57%
Diseased: 0
Deaths by this weapon Frags by this weapon

Hand Grenade: 2 (66.7%)
Hand Grenade: 1 (25.0%)
Sentrygun Bullet: 1 (25.0%)
Super Shotgun: 2 (50.0%)

>V< · Sacrifice ·

Frags: 45 Deaths: 9
Accidents: 0 Suicides: 1
Total score: 36 Team kills: 0
Touches: 3 Fumbles: 3
Captures: 0 Efficiency: 83%
Diseased: 0
Deaths by this weapon Frags by this weapon

Hand Grenade: 2 (22.2%)
Rocket Launcher: 2 (22.2%)
Sniper Rifle: 2 (22.2%)
Super Nailgun: 2 (22.2%)
Hand Grenade: 7 (15.6%)
Killed Sentrygun: 1 (2.2%)
Nail Grenade: 1 (2.2%)
Rocket Launcher: 32 (71.1%)
Super Shotgun: 4 (8.9%)

>V< · Some0ne ·

Frags: 84 Deaths: 39
Accidents: 0 Suicides: 1
Total score: 45 Team kills: 1
Touches: 0 Fumbles: 0
Captures: 0 Efficiency: 68%
Diseased: 0
Deaths by this weapon Frags by this weapon

Emp Grenade: 1 (2.6%)
Grenade Launcher: 1 (2.6%)
Hand Grenade: 8 (20.5%)
Pipe Bomb: 1 (2.6%)
Rocket Launcher: 4 (10.3%)
Sniper Rifle: 21 (53.8%)
Super Nailgun: 1 (2.6%)
Super Shotgun: 1 (2.6%)
Hand Grenade: 23 (27.4%)
Nail Grenade: 10 (11.9%)
Rocket Launcher: 46 (54.8%)
Super Shotgun: 5 (6.0%)

>V< Sound · Devil

Frags: 4 Deaths: 47
Accidents: 0 Suicides: 0
Total score: -43 Team kills: 0
Touches: 8 Fumbles: 6
Captures: 2 Efficiency: 7%
Diseased: 0
Deaths by this weapon Frags by this weapon

Assault Cannon: 1 (2.1%)
Dispdeath: 1 (2.1%)
Emp Grenade: 2 (4.3%)
Grenade Launcher: 4 (8.5%)
Hand Grenade: 6 (12.8%)
Nail Grenade: 1 (2.1%)
Pipe Bomb: 2 (4.3%)
Pipe Bomb Air: 2 (4.3%)
Rocket Launcher: 11 (23.4%)
Sentrygun Bullet: 1 (2.1%)
Sniper Autorifle: 2 (4.3%)
Sniper Rifle: 7 (14.9%)
Super Nailgun: 2 (4.3%)
Super Shotgun: 5 (10.6%)
Nailgun: 4 (100.0%)

>V< SPEEDenator

Frags: 14 Deaths: 38
Accidents: 0 Suicides: 2
Total score: -24 Team kills: 0
Touches: 4 Fumbles: 4
Captures: 0 Efficiency: 26%
Diseased: 0
Deaths by this weapon Frags by this weapon

Dispdeath: 1 (2.6%)
Flamethrower: 1 (2.6%)
Grenade Launcher: 2 (5.3%)
Hand Grenade: 2 (5.3%)
Pipe Bomb: 2 (5.3%)
Pipe Bomb Air: 1 (2.6%)
Rocket Launcher: 13 (34.2%)
Sentrygun Bullet: 1 (2.6%)
Sniper Rifle: 4 (10.5%)
Super Nailgun: 5 (13.2%)
Super Shotgun: 4 (10.5%)
Hand Grenade: 6 (42.9%)
Killed Sentrygun: 2 (14.3%)
Nailgun: 2 (14.3%)
Rocket Launcher: 3 (21.4%)
Super Nailgun: 1 (7.1%)

>V< SPEEDenator

Frags: 0 Deaths: 2
Accidents: 0 Suicides: 0
Total score: -2 Team kills: 0
Touches: 0 Fumbles: 0
Captures: 0 Efficiency: 0%
Diseased: 0
Deaths by this weapon Frags by this weapon

Hand Grenade: 1 (50.0%)
Rocket Launcher: 1 (50.0%)

>V< Vantage

Frags: 12 Deaths: 1
Accidents: 0 Suicides: 0
Total score: 11 Team kills: 0
Touches: 0 Fumbles: 0
Captures: 0 Efficiency: 92%
Diseased: 0
Deaths by this weapon Frags by this weapon

Hand Grenade: 1 (100.0%)
Rocket Launcher: 11 (91.7%)
Super Shotgun: 1 (8.3%)

MM1 Log

Line Talker Msg
25[FA] · RaViN · rape!
26>V< Ol' DirtyGL COPR
27>V< Ol' DirtyGL CORP
28[FA]egon · Jexex supercheathax.cfg
32[FA]egon · Joops
33[FA] · P4nD1ll3ROi'm spectating....and when I go into the elevator shaft, i hear this wierd whirling sound
34[FA]SteppenWolflol
35[FA]Warpathgl [BONG]
38satch WARNINGnon standard player/eyes model detected
39>V< · Some0ne · yup
40>V< · Some0ne · aint it cool?
42[FA]Warpathgl >V<
43>V< · Some0ne · I put that in myself :)
44[FA]Warpath:)
47[FA] · P4nD1ll3ROwtf is it? hehe
49>V< · Some0ne · good luck FA
51>V< · Some0ne · wind tunnel sound
52 · v0x · gl everyone
55[FA] · RaViN · gl
56[FA] · P4nD1ll3ROahh
57[FA]egon · JGL )V(
58[FA]WarpathGL!
59[FA]WarpathGL!
60>V< · Some0ne · it's pretty neat :)
61>V< SPEEDenatorexec jesseventuratakeover.cfg
62>V< Ol' Dirtygl whoever the hell you are =p
63 · v0x · GL
68[FA]Ticke.MD · 3egl
73>V< Vantagegl
75>V< · Some0ne · good luck!
77[FAr]Skylergl
79[FA]SteppenWolfi gotta pee!!!
80>V< · Some0ne · sincerely
81[FAr]Skylergl
83>V<  · ]RUiNER[ · gl guys... kickass!
87[FA] · RaViN · gl
89[FA]egon · JGL!!!!
90[FA]Ticke.MD · 3erock!
92[FAr]Skylergl everyone
247[FA]Ticke.MD · 3ethis is classy
346[FA]Ticke.MD · 3eand stay out
440>V< FallonZ
518[FA]Ticke.MD · 3ereally classy
537>V< · Some0ne · nice.
540[FA]Warpathgo someone go someone
1222>V< · Lestati did you foo
1614[FA]KiLLeR RaTasshole
1721[FA]Warpathrttt
1781[FA]Ticke.MD · 3ewhy isn't this over?
1802>V< · Some0ne · gg!
1803>V< Ol' Dirtygg
1804>V< · Lestatgg
1805[FA]Warpathgg
1807>V< Vantagegg
1808>V< · Sacrifice · gg

Awards
Best Fragger >V< · LuCiFeR · with a killing rank of 58.
Blowing by the D Award >V< Sound · Devil for touching the flag 8 times.
The Jerome Bettis Award >V< Sound · Devil for capping the flag 2 times.
Slaughterhouse Award >V< · LuCiFeR · with a total of 99 kills.
Sly Fox Award >V< Fallon, >V< Vantage for getting killed only 1 times.
Terminator Award >V< Vantage with a killing efficiency of 92.
Goldfinger [FA]Warpath for unmasking 1 enemy spies.
Quake Newbie Award >V< Sound · Devil with a killing rank of -43.
Mr. Magoo Award >V< SPEEDenator for killing only 0 moving objects.
Slaughterhouse Llama Award [FA]Ticke.MD · 3e getting slaughtered a total of 100 times.
The Dr. Jack Award >V< · Lestat, [FA]Warpath for committing suicide 6 times.
Friends? We don't need no stinkin' Friends! Award [FA]Warpath for killing 6 teammates.
The Dave Krieg "Where'd dat ball go?" Award >V< Sound · Devil for fumbling the flag 6 times.
The Blabbermouth >V< · Some0ne · for talking 10 times during the match.
The Florence Nightingale Award [FA] · ConQuiX · for curing 9 teammates.
The Dilbert Award [FA]egon · J for building 16 sentries / dispensers
(What, couldn't get it right the first time?)
What's this button do? Award [FA]Warpath for dropping 1 times.

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