| Match Summary |
| No one is truly sure just who or what the infamous Phat Dragon was, but this demo is our best evidence for figuring that out. This is a demo that [cd]Spaceman Spif recorded of Phat Dragon. Reality is his opponent because the whole universe was his victim. Notable players in this video include Bundy, )V(SailorScout, [ETF]Greedy Fly (a future clanmate of mine), [DS]Paladin, and Lil Squirel. Unfortunately, the quality of the original demo was poor, and nothing can really be done about that. Highlights...he spams the bridge with grenades and dies, then spams his own respawn with grenades and dies. He then runs into the enemy base and spams himself to death in the ramp room. He then makes it to the enemy flag grabs it, and spams himself to death. He then somehow takes out SailorScout with his own flag and then spams himself to death before shouting "LAVA WEIGLER!!!!12!!" twice. He then spams himself to death and then says "i am Phat Dragon the reel motherfrucer!!!" Paladin finally records the first fragging of him in the video, followed by SailorScout, followed by more taunts. He takes out Bundy, who was a spy, and shouts "SPIES1!!!@!!@!!!" twice. And then...SailorScout: "phat, what is your fav class?" Phat Dragon: "me" Phat Dragon: "i don go to skol" (and he spammed himself to death again.) He then spams himself to death just before the map changes, during which he says "I WIN!!!!!11" four times. As the next map starts, Bundy says goodbye to leave. Phat Dragon says "we hat you aniway." Now playing as a medic, Phat Dragon taunts some more, takes out Lil Squirel, dEEp frY, and Razor Burn, more taunts, Razor Burn takes him out, more taunts, and then says "I WINING," a line that encapsulates Phat Dragon perfectly. He destroys a sentry gun just before Spaceman Spif leaves, ending the demo. Truly a masterpiece. |
| Match Video |
| Phat Dragon! |
| Match Results |
| Kills |
| Name | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | Kills | Deaths | Rank |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 Bundy | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 7 | -4 |
| 2 dEEp frY | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 3 | -1 |
| 3 [DS]Paladin | 0 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 6 | 5 | 1 |
| 4 [ETF]Greedy Fly | 3 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 6 | 4 | 2 |
| 5 · L1L · Squ1reL · · · | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 3 | 7 | -4 |
| 6 Phat Dragon | 3 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 8 | 1 | 1 | 10 | 11 | -1 |
| 7 Razor Burn | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | -1 |
| 8 >V< SailorScout | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 7 | -5 |
| Deaths | 7 | 3 | 5 | 4 | 7 | 11 | 2 | 7 | 33 | 46 |
| Player Summary |
Rank: Kills - Deaths, Efficiency: Kills / (Kills + Deaths)
Random Bits
Individual Player Stats
Bundy
Frags: 3
Deaths: 7
Accidents: 0
Suicides: 1
Total score: -4
Team kills: 0
Touches: 0
Fumbles: 0
Captures: 0
Efficiency: 30%
Diseased: 0
Deaths by this weapon
Frags by this weapon
Detpack: 1 (14.3%)
Hand Grenade: 1 (14.3%)
Mirv: 2 (28.6%)
Sniper Rifle: 2 (28.6%)
Nailgun: 1 (33.3%)
Sniper Rifle: 2 (66.7%)
SCOUT POWER!
Awards
Best Fragger
[ETF]Greedy Fly with a killing rank of 2.
Slaughterhouse Award
Phat Dragon with a total of 10 kills.
Sly Fox Award
Razor Burn for getting killed only 2 times.
Terminator Award
[ETF]Greedy Fly with a killing efficiency of 60.
Quake Newbie Award
>V< SailorScout with a killing rank of -5.
Mr. Magoo Award
Razor Burn for killing only 1 moving objects.
Slaughterhouse Llama Award
Phat Dragon getting slaughtered a total of 11 times.
The Dr. Jack Award
Phat Dragon for committing suicide 8 times.
The Blabbermouth
Phat Dragon for talking 31 times during the match.
Sucky ISP Award
[DS]Paladin for overflowing 1 times.
What's this button do? Award
Bundy for dropping 1 times.
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